Prison vs Work

For all of you hardworking people...

Guess what this is?

It's a new Prison in UK !

Prison v Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this

should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

You spend the majority of your time

in a 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON

You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK

You get a break for one meal and

you have to pay for it

@ PRISON

You get time off for good behavior

@ WORK

You get more work for

good behavior

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must often carry a security card

and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

You could get fired for watching

TV and playing games

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with

some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

You aren't even supposed to speak

to your family

@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK

You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from

your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting

to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called managers

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.